|Because he is a half-vampire, Jacob looks well beyond his teenage years.|
Jacob - "She's pretty hot."
No, I mean, how do you think of her as a mother?
Jacob - "She's okay, I guess. She leaves me alone for the most part so I can work on my pecs. She is a little irresponsible, though. She's abandoning her acting career for mixology, drinking while pregnant, and invested 18k of our 20k family funds."
Jacob - "Yeah but she lets me stay out all night, so she's cool."
|Jacob wasn't lying.|
Angie - "Yeah but it'ss not super bad 'cause I developed a tolerance for drinks."
Are you sure that's good for the baby?
|Pregnancy memories: doing publicity work, drinking, and chasing the hubby around the house.|
Beau - "Ahaha, it's kicking!"
Angie - "Oh good, so I'm not just imagining that."
|And she goes into labor...after finishing another drink.|
The drinks didn't dull the pain?
Angie - "No it did, but I had to say that line in all my labor scenes in those movies. I can't feel a damn thing." *laughs hysterically*
That poor child.
|The lovely nursery for the baby girl.|
Angie - "Thame!"
....after the town?
Angie - "Psh, nooo, I made a typo on the computer one night while chatting with my agent and I thought it was a cute name for a baby girl."
Angie - "She's gonna be famous, yanno. And famous babies need unique names to separate them from the commoners. I could have named her Stacey, but how many Staceys are there in Bridgeport?"
Angie - "And there were no Thames, either."
Alright. So we'll come back in a few days, sounds good?
Angie - "Yep, fine with me. Bye everyone!"