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Instead of postpartum depression, Angie suffers from...postpartum insanity? |
So...what's up?
Angie - "Just serving up some 'experimental' drinks."
In your underwear? And you're giving them to your teenage stepson?
Angie - "Yes!! Plumbbob, you always find some way to make the things I do sound borderline illegal."
*mumbles* Gee, how would I do that?
Angie - "What?"
Nothing. So, what's up with the lighter fluid...?
Angie - "...okay,
that might be illegal. Very illegal. Cut this scene out during editing."
Will do.
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Looking spiffy (as always), and classy (a rarity). |
That's a very nice ensemble, Mrs. Dillard.
Angie - "Thanks! I figure I might as well start dressing like a mom, since I am one now."
I wouldn't say that you look like a mom, but you do look like a five-star actress and socialite, which you are.
Angie - "...right."
Still want to be a bartender?
Angie - "MIXOLOGIST, and yes.
I made $400 in one night at the Prosper Room!"
Awesome! So now you make the same amount of money as working-class sims in about the third or fourth level of their careers! Certainly better than the amount of money you make as an actress, which is double that amount. So overrated. Right?
Angie - *silence*
Keep your day job, dear.
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Beau: the bleeding heart of all evil vampires. |
Beau - She won't shut up. *sigh*
Maybe she's hungry. Got any plasma?
Beau - "Ha ha, I already tried that. No dice."
Where is Angie? Maybe those maternal instincts will tell her what's wrong with Thame.
Beau - "Psh, Angie hasn't touched Thame since the day she gave birth to her. Jacob and I have been looking after her."
I see.
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Vampires read, and so should you! |
So, whatcha doin'? Reading something evil?
Beau - "Nope, just reading."
Reading a novel about sim mortals being eaten alive by vampire overlords?
Beau - "That's absolutely disgusting and vulgar! I'm just reading the Mystery of Pleasantview. Very intriguing book."
....do you realize how boring you are for a vampire?
Beau - "Hey, you take
any vampire and put them in high-class suburbia with a wife and two kids, then tell me if they're still super exciting."
....The new facial hair is looking nice.
Beau - "Oh, thanks."
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Vampires are closet lushes. If they could get all their plasma from a bar, they would. |
So...what are we doing here?
Angie - "Drinking to....ahahaaaa Beau what're we drinkin' to again?"
Beau - "Thame's *hic* burffday. Shhe's turning three." *holds up three fingers*
Beau and Angie - *hysterical laughter, sounds of choking on juice*
Poor Thame, at least Jacob is old enough to ignore his parents.
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What a beautiful little demon. I mean, darling. |
Hello there sweetheart! What are you doing?
Thame - "Da'dy says I can keel yoo."
Wh...what?
Beau - "Nonono Thame, shhhh. That's our little secret, kay?"
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Such a nice Vampire daddy. |
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The picture of innocence and purity. |
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Oh, what's this? |
Beau - "Do you want a lolly, Thame?"
Thame - " Yay!! Lolly!!" *claps*
Beau - "I'm sure you do want one..."
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Bad Beau! |
Beau - "...but Daddy wants one more."
Thame - "NOOO!!!" *wails*
Well, that wasn't very nice.
Beau - "Just teaching her a life lesson, that's all."