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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Johnny Gold: Not Quite Steady

Johnny: "Chicks, chicks, where are the chicks..."

So how goes it, Johnny-boy?

Johnny: "Hmmph."

What's up?

Johnny: "Haven't seen you in awhile. So much for being an all-seeing Controller."

Don't sass me, boy. I can still light you on fire. So, how goes the dating scene?

Johnny: "Boringly dull since you left..."

*cue flashback*

Johnny: "Baby, if I wrote an orchestral piece on the way you fist pump to da beat, I'd win awards." *suggestive brow waggling*

Elisabeth: "Aww baby, I know." ;)

Johnny: "So babe, I was thinkin'...let's speed this union along and steady our horny anchors."

Elisabeth: "...What?! I've only known you for a day, creep!"

Johnny: "... :'-("

*end flashback*

Johnny: "Now she's over there. It's so hard not to stare, the way she movin' her body like she never had a love..."

If you're trying to gain sympathy, quoting a Lil' Wayne song is not the way to do it.

Johnny: "But Creator, look at that body! I'm losin' that forever..."

She looks like a woohoo worker.

Johnny: "That's 'cause she is. Don't knock it, chick. They make tons of cash."

Johnny, it's not the end of the world. Just try again after you've spent a little more time together, ok?

Anyway, I'll end this uneventful post with a pretty landscape.

(try not to notice the stalker ice cream truck.)


  1. Poor sleezy Johnny. He just isn't getting enough. Mean creator you :)

  2. His lack of nookie is no one's fault but his own. I mean, really Johnny?! He rolled the wish to make an honest woman out of her two hours after they woohooed. For a commitment-phobe, that sure is a quick reaction. xD

  3. Lol... I was laughing out loud while reading this. Johnny has an unique personality surely, but I couldn't help seeing the look on his face. XD

    I'm kind of missing you all, since I have been staying away for a while. End of year equals being pretty busy. This one was fresh and it reminds me how much I've missed your good sense of humor. :)

    The landscape is gorgeous.

  4. Aw, thanks MJ. :) I was planning on posting a Christmas special, but that kind of failed epically and I ran out of "me time". I'll probably do something for new year's. :D